Monday, October 12, 2009


I try to be a nice person, but sometimes it just backfires on you, you know what I'm saying? Clyde is a bastard. He stole everything I had when I was on one of my Chipotle-induced binge-sleep comas. Just because I appear to be dead, doesn't mean I actually am. Stefan and I are left with an empty house, and a forclosure notice. I foolishly invested all of my money in a fool-proof pyramid scheme based off the book "Rich Dad, Poor Dad". I learned about it on the side of my Facebook page in one of those ads.

Now I sit here reconsidering my last post. Since I have already lost everything but Stefan & my house (don't worry, that'll be gone soon enough!), This blog may be the only thing keeping me sane. Stay tuned for updates on my life.

Oh, and Mom, if you're reading this, sorry I haven't called lately. I've just been a little busy & depressed lately. I hope you still plan on doing my laundry this week!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Retiring this blog

Given the fact that my good friend Clyde moved in with me last week, I will be retiring this blog. That should teach me to name my blog after my living situation...maybe I'll keep the tradition going and start "A Housemate Named Clyde", but I don't think so.

See, I met Clyde last week on a street corner, and he was holding a sign mentioning something about being homeless, so I asked him to move in with me. He doesn't talk much, other than mumbling to himself ALL THE TIME, but I've gotten used to it. Other than the fact that he "borrowed" my TV and brought it to his mom's house so he could watch it in peace, he's been a good guy. I think I'll lend him my car tomorrow on a whim. I feel good about the possibility of getting my TV back sometime soon, so I'll trust him with the car too.

He's also been eating lots of Taco Bell...