Sunday, July 26, 2009

Lonely

I wish I had some more human interaction. Living by myself in this giant house is not as cool as I had hoped. The Oxygen Channel is getting boring.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Haikus

Here's a few haikus that I composed during my lunch break today. I almost didn't get them done because the split pea soup I brought was too hot and it burnt my tongue, which caused me to have to stand in the bathroom for the first half of my lunch hour with my mouth in the sink running my tongue under cold water. I had enough time left to write five of these, but the last one might be a little inappropriate, so I left it out! ;-)

I sit with felines,
meowing, scratching, biting,
bleeding through my skin

Harry Potter rocks
Lord Voldemort is evil
Half-blood prince can't wait

I lost my coupon
Converter box voucher
Watching static now

Computers are friends
I program Java all day
My name is Mike A.


Settling In

Hello everyone! I'm glad you stumbled upon my new venture, which will hopefully gather me some more followers than my previous blog: A Roommate Named Bill. I switched domain names because I was able to sell my blog about my amazing roommate Bill Brasky to some sucker in Ohio, which gave me the money to buy this $400k house that I live in now by myself with my cat Stefan (what a cute little guy!). It's still a little empty, as I only have that Goodwill couch and my grandma's old black and white TV (although I can't afford cable and I let that converter box voucher expire. Damn!)

Either way, I'll be posting some of my poetry as well as some sweet dance moves that I've created - I'll upload those with my brand new webcam!

I'm on Twitter now too. You can follow me here. Ciao!