Monday, October 12, 2009


I try to be a nice person, but sometimes it just backfires on you, you know what I'm saying? Clyde is a bastard. He stole everything I had when I was on one of my Chipotle-induced binge-sleep comas. Just because I appear to be dead, doesn't mean I actually am. Stefan and I are left with an empty house, and a forclosure notice. I foolishly invested all of my money in a fool-proof pyramid scheme based off the book "Rich Dad, Poor Dad". I learned about it on the side of my Facebook page in one of those ads.

Now I sit here reconsidering my last post. Since I have already lost everything but Stefan & my house (don't worry, that'll be gone soon enough!), This blog may be the only thing keeping me sane. Stay tuned for updates on my life.

Oh, and Mom, if you're reading this, sorry I haven't called lately. I've just been a little busy & depressed lately. I hope you still plan on doing my laundry this week!

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